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ashstryker:

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I’m back with more Shane. love him and his 🐥 🐥 🐥

jojaqualityheadcanons:

look at this dialogue mod i’m making

shane: now with 2000% more dweebiness

ashstryker:

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I’m back with more Shane. love him and his 🐥 🐥 🐥

reapersbooty:
“breaking news:
local man being too adorable for his own good
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reapersbooty:

breaking news:

local man being too adorable for his own good

sallolomafy:
““Hey I got tickets to the Tunnelers game on sunday, wanna go? Let’s not bring Alex this time…” ”

sallolomafy:

“Hey I got tickets to the Tunnelers game on sunday, wanna go? Let’s not bring Alex this time…”

sallolomafy:
“Trimming your hair is easier if you have someone to help ♥
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sallolomafy:

Trimming your hair is easier if you have someone to help  ♥

artpigeons:

Everyone: the dragon age fandom is so bad

Me and my drama free mutuals in our own corner:

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universalbeauty:
“ Tibetan man, wearing Tibetan jewellery and ethnic dress.
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universalbeauty:

Tibetan man, wearing Tibetan jewellery and ethnic dress.

aukives:
“True Love’s Kiss
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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aukives:

True Love’s Kiss

Happy Valentine’s Day!

gunsandfireandshit:

tyrant-owo:

high-quality-not:

moronfirestar:

tamagotchi:

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Judy has become leabian

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this is the best thing i’ve ever made

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Y'all, they ended the comic with her kissing her fox gf

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fozmeadows:

flatluigi:

veliseraptor:

seagodofmagic:

veliseraptor:

okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted

oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and

Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.

ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little

“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line 

No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece

nerd-witche:

me: watches buzzfeed unsolved 

mystery: remains unsolved

me:

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dojacat:

A parent: say thank you

little baby: tank you :)

Me:

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